Middle age, a list:

In no particular order…

  • Your body cannot do, what your mind tells it to do
  • Illness, such as flu and colds, come more regularly
  • You take days longer to recover from a night out on the beer
  • You’ll have to roll out of bed, as your hips/back/arms will ache
  • You’ll fall over when you try to sprint
  • You will feel the cold
  • Blokes – no matter how cool or hip you think you look, you won’t!
  • Your interests will change and you’ll be laughed at for them
  • You can spot a rip off a mile away, yet your eyesight will start to fail
  • Everything is way more expensive
  • Radio doesn’t play music anymore

    There’ll be many more, my mind cannot remember them…

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